Why I get invited to so many group swims...

When you're an early bird and no one gets you...

Leni nabs a big one

F-bomb, what?

Loch Down Monster

Michael Phelps emerges from depths to ask about Coronavirus

Shark bombs! Also, you guys really suck sometimes.

Cheerful beaver on my butt

Shark encounter at Britannia Beach

I Continue Posing With My Cardboard Cutouts At Sunset And Here Is The Result

Lynne Cox funnies

All dreams have meaning, this one's kinda weird

Glennie tries to show up Katie Ledecky

Mark Spitz tries to show up Katie Ledecky

Happy Canada Day!!!

Careful how you sit when enjoying your coffee in the water after a swim

Things will get back to normal by July

Coming June 2020

Peeing while at rest

Fortune Feimster, that time I joined the swim team